THE SOCK PUPPET IN CONTROL

Welcome to our site, where the truth is as slippery as our sock puppets' grip on power

Did you know that our leaders have been manipulated by an invisible force? A force that's not so invisible if you ask our expert, Dr. Bob Sockpuppetteller?

He's got the proof, he's got the theories, and he's got the socks to back it up! Read more about our theories

Or, if you'd rather, you can consult our sock puppet therapist to see if it's just a case of "it's all just a phase"

Stay vigilant, stay informed, and stay in control... of your own mind, because, let's face it, we're all just pawns in a much larger game of... Sock Puppet Roulette

Disclaimer: This site is not endorsed by any government agency, nor do we have any evidence to back up our claims. But it's just more fun this way, isn't it?